JEWISH MOTHERS ARE UNIQUE. IN THEIR EYES THEIR CHILDREN ALWAYS REMAIN CHILDREN AND A MOTHERS LOVE IS ALWAYS PRESENT.
SHE REMEMBERS WHEN SHE FED HER CHILD AS A BABY AND SHE STILL TESTS THE TEMPERATURE OF THE MILK ON HER WRIST-- BUT HER SON IS 40.
THE SHIVAH VISIT- "SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR LOSS,NOW BACK TO MY PROBLEMS"
SHADES OF THE OLD RASCAL HOUSE = "MOM PLEASE, THERE IS NO NEED TO PUT THE DINNER ROLL IN YOUR POCKETBOCK"
WEATHER FORECAST= TODAY, HOT, SHVITZING. TOMORROW SO HOT YOU'LL PLOTZ. FIVE DAY FORECAST, FEH!
MOTHER TO DAUGHTER= A LOVELY NOSE RING, EXCUSE ME WHILE I PUT MY HEAD IN THE OVE
THE JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES BEGINS WITH A SIMPLE "oy"
MISH SHUGINA
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